Your therapist wants you in weekly subscription. I want you gone… and never come back with the same issue.
Let’s have an honest chat about the therapy industry. It’s brilliant: a magnificent business model designed to keep you paying a weekly subscription to sit on a grey sofa and cry about your childhood trauma. If you enjoy paying someone to nod slowly while you stroke your emotional wounds, you are not my client.
But if you actually want to fix the bloody mess your relationships, health, or bank account are currently in, we need to dissect your situation, understand the systemic loops behind it, and get to work.
The good news? Because it’s a loop, we can break it. Fast.
I specialise in extracting the exhausting emotional noise from your life’s problems. We take the high drama out of the equation so we can actually see the mechanics of what is holding you back. Most therapists want to build a comfortable house inside your trauma. I want to clear it out with a pressure washer so you can move on with your life.
My track record makes traditional practitioners deeply uncomfortable:
- 85% of my clients walk out with their issues completely sorted in just one session.
- 10% need a second session.
- 5% take a bit longer. My absolute lifetime maximum is five sessions. If we haven’t fixed it by then, you don’t need a therapist; you need an exorcist or a better lawyer.
How? Because I don’t run an ordinary Family Constellations session. Standard Family Constellations can be a bit of a grim, drawn-out sob fest. Instead, I use an advanced, highly customised modern Family Constellations approach . Think of it as a lethal cocktail of classic Constellations injected with Gestalt, body therapy, quantum psychology, Theta healing, and… humour.
It is fast, it is precise, and it is actually quite fun. If you are terrified of letting go of the drama that gives you a personality, look elsewhere. If you want your life back, come to me.
We actively re-wire the Field in real-time. It’s light and exceptionally quick.